If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

Topics: Computer Quotes, Funny Quotes

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library: a company of the wisest and...

Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library: a company of the wisest and...

The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too...

The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too...

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm...

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm...

A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It...

A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It...

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.

Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in...

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in...

Age merely shows what children we remain.

Age merely shows what children we remain.