It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.

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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but...

A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but...

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce...

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.

I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before...

I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before...

That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce...

That awkward moment when you find out Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce...

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to...

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to...

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent...

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together....

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together....

Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than...

Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than...

The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious...

The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious...

For in all the world there are no people so piteous and forlorn as those...

For in all the world there are no people so piteous and forlorn as those...

At your age The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble.

At your age The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble.

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning