Quotes about Funny

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

#Funny, #Sex

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

#Funny, #Teacher

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

#Funny, #Money

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

#Funny, #Money

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

#Funny, #Relationships

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

#Funny, #School

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

#Funny, #Sleep

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

#Funny, #Sleep

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

#Funny, #Love

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

#Funny, #Happy

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

#Funny, #God

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

#Funny, #God