Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt....

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt....

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

When the light has sharply faded And you have lost your way Let another's love...

When the light has sharply faded And you have lost your way Let another's love...

Back then I thought I was the unluckiest person in the world, then I looked...

Back then I thought I was the unluckiest person in the world, then I looked...

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless...

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless...

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make...

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make...

Love is willing to wait instead of demanding,prove you care.

Love is willing to wait instead of demanding,prove you care.

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of...

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of...

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they...

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they...

Love keeps on expecting the best! because love keeps on trusting God even when the...

Love keeps on expecting the best! because love keeps on trusting God even when the...

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the...

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the...

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them,...

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them,...

DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.

DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.

Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.