Quotes about Funny

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're...

#Funny, #Work

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

#Change, #Funny

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

#Age, #Funny

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

#Democracy, #Funny, #Politics

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

#Funny, #Jokes

No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but...

#Age, #Funny

Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a...

#Christmas, #Funny

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

#Friendship, #Funny

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

#Funny, #Intelligence

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

#Funny, #Jokes

I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went...

#Funny, #Jokes

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if...

#Funny, #Jokes