Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.

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The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream...

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream...

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all...

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all...

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be...

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be...

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in...

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in...

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt....

You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt....

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.

Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth....

Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth....

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying...

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying...

No matter what words were used or what meaning about love was delivered, love quotes...

No matter what words were used or what meaning about love was delivered, love quotes...

One time I asked you, why do you love him so much? you told me,...

One time I asked you, why do you love him so much? you told me,...

He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead

He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead

Love at first sight isn't something that's impossible. But when you can truly love someone,...

Love at first sight isn't something that's impossible. But when you can truly love someone,...

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

An angel asked me why are you sad?, thinking of you I answered because I...

An angel asked me why are you sad?, thinking of you I answered because I...

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only...

Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only...

Love is all you need.

Love is all you need.