Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.

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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on...

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on...

My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it...

My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it...

No matter what words were used or what meaning about love was delivered, love quotes...

No matter what words were used or what meaning about love was delivered, love quotes...

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find...

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find...

St. Peter scold me saying son, where have you been? And he saw me with...

St. Peter scold me saying son, where have you been? And he saw me with...

Boys are like hillucinations, they aren't there, and they never really were.

Boys are like hillucinations, they aren't there, and they never really were.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Family means too much, Friends are too valuable, And life is too short, To put-off...

Family means too much, Friends are too valuable, And life is too short, To put-off...

As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love...

As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love...

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I...

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I...

God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see and two hands to...

God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see and two hands to...

Is the word love important? I don't know but for me, you are more important....

Is the word love important? I don't know but for me, you are more important....

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

In every girls life there will always be those three guys...the one she loves, the...

In every girls life there will always be those three guys...the one she loves, the...

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

Friends are Forever Guys are Whatever When Worst come To worst my Girls come First

Friends are Forever Guys are Whatever When Worst come To worst my Girls come First

Preparation is not the enemy of success, but a dear friend. Be good to yourself...

Preparation is not the enemy of success, but a dear friend. Be good to yourself...

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'