Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.

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Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Love doesnt give up just because someting goes wrong or because your feelings are hurt.God...

Love doesnt give up just because someting goes wrong or because your feelings are hurt.God...

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how...

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how...

God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see and two hands to...

God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see and two hands to...

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

As the rest of the world is walking out the door, your best friend's are...

As the rest of the world is walking out the door, your best friend's are...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...

I think, therefore I'm single.

I think, therefore I'm single.

I wish I had never known you. I was happy before even when you were...

I wish I had never known you. I was happy before even when you were...

Where you find true friendship, You find true love.

Where you find true friendship, You find true love.

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with...

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with...

No matter where you go, there you are.

No matter where you go, there you are.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

Love doesnt give up just because someting goes wrong or because your feelings are hurt.God...

Love doesnt give up just because someting goes wrong or because your feelings are hurt.God...

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance

Love is willing to wait instead of demanding,prove you care.

Love is willing to wait instead of demanding,prove you care.

All mankind loves a lover.

All mankind loves a lover.

Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me under the shadow of thy...

Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me under the shadow of thy...

People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand,...

People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand,...