What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

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One should love animals. They are so tasty.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart:...

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart:...

Sometimes I think I love him too much.

Sometimes I think I love him too much.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours...

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours...

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

One time I asked you, why do you love him so much? you told me,...

One time I asked you, why do you love him so much? you told me,...

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be...

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be...

As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love...

As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love...

They said love is like a toy. When it's new, it's so loved and don't...

They said love is like a toy. When it's new, it's so loved and don't...

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you...

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you...

When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from heart...

When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from heart...

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make...

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make...

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your...

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your...

Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams

Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams