It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Quote by Drew Carey

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.