A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

Quote by Robert Bloch

Topics: Foolishness Quotes, Funny Quotes, Men And Women Quotes

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he...

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he...

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my...

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my...

Even if certain rogue countries do things we wish nobody did, it doesn't necessarily mean...

Even if certain rogue countries do things we wish nobody did, it doesn't necessarily mean...

A fool and his money are soon parted.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created nothing...

Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created nothing...

By night an atheist half believes in a God

By night an atheist half believes in a God

An inextricable relationship between the foolishness and the selfishness is like that of an egg...

An inextricable relationship between the foolishness and the selfishness is like that of an egg...

He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction...

He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction...

As crazy as hauling timber into the woods.

As crazy as hauling timber into the woods.

A fool is like the big drum that beats fast but does not realize its...

A fool is like the big drum that beats fast but does not realize its...

Almost all new ideas have a certain aspect of foolishness when they are first produced.

Almost all new ideas have a certain aspect of foolishness when they are first produced.

Dont fool a woman with a promise because she will fool you with a test.

Dont fool a woman with a promise because she will fool you with a test.

Foolish men imagine that because judgement for an evil thing is delayed, there is no...

Foolish men imagine that because judgement for an evil thing is delayed, there is no...

Children and fools cannot lie.

Children and fools cannot lie.

He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

Never was patriot yet, but was a fool.

Never was patriot yet, but was a fool.

Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.

Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.

You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some...

You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some...

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true....

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true....

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.