I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

Quote by Jimmy Carter

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Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.

You have given me a great responsibility: to stay close to you, to be worthy...

You have given me a great responsibility: to stay close to you, to be worthy...

Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political...

Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I cant get my wife to...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I cant get my wife to...

Sadat was a great and good man, and his most bitter and dangerous enemies were...

Sadat was a great and good man, and his most bitter and dangerous enemies were...

It's not necessary to fear the prospect of failure but to be determined not to...

It's not necessary to fear the prospect of failure but to be determined not to...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to...

We have become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs,...

We have become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs,...

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

Go out on a limb. Thats where the fruit is.

Go out on a limb. Thats where the fruit is.

We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women'...

We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women'...

People with many opinions tend not to believe in anything.

People with many opinions tend not to believe in anything.

I now understand more clearly than I ever had before why you won in November...

I now understand more clearly than I ever had before why you won in November...

You have given me a great responsibility: to stay close to you, to be worthy...

You have given me a great responsibility: to stay close to you, to be worthy...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are...

Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very...

Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very...

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each others children.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each others children.

Testing oneself is best when done alone.

Testing oneself is best when done alone.

I thought then, and I think now, that the invasion of Iraq was unnecessary and...

I thought then, and I think now, that the invasion of Iraq was unnecessary and...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...