I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

Quote by Jimmy Carter

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I hate to see complacency prevail in our lives when it's so directly contrary to...

I hate to see complacency prevail in our lives when it's so directly contrary to...

We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.

We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.

You can not divorce religious belief and public service. Ive never detected any conflict between...

You can not divorce religious belief and public service. Ive never detected any conflict between...

People make a big fuss over you when you're President. But I'm very serious about...

People make a big fuss over you when you're President. But I'm very serious about...

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times....

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times....

I look forward to these confrontations with the press to kind of balance up the...

I look forward to these confrontations with the press to kind of balance up the...

It is difficult for the common good to prevail against the intense concentration of those...

It is difficult for the common good to prevail against the intense concentration of those...

I think the government ought to stay out of the religious business.

I think the government ought to stay out of the religious business.

We have become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs,...

We have become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs,...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart...

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

You have given me a great responsibility: to stay close to you, to be worthy...

You have given me a great responsibility: to stay close to you, to be worthy...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

My decision to register women confirms what is already obvious throughout our society-that women are...

Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but...

Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but...

The awareness that health is dependent upon habits that we control makes us the first...

The awareness that health is dependent upon habits that we control makes us the first...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I cant get my wife to...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I cant get my wife to...

Bygone troubles are good to tell

Bygone troubles are good to tell

Since I'm only 24 years old, guess I have as good an insight into this...

Since I'm only 24 years old, guess I have as good an insight into this...

Trouble is only an opportunity in work clothes.

Trouble is only an opportunity in work clothes.