I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

Quote by Jimmy Carter

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I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart...

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to...

We cannot be both the world's leading champion of peace and the world's leading supplier...

We cannot be both the world's leading champion of peace and the world's leading supplier...

Ive looked on a lot of women with lust. Ive committed adultery in my heart...

Ive looked on a lot of women with lust. Ive committed adultery in my heart...

It is good to realize that if love and peace can prevail on earth, and...

It is good to realize that if love and peace can prevail on earth, and...

Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but...

Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but...

I think what's going on in Guantanamo Bay and other places is a disgrace to...

I think what's going on in Guantanamo Bay and other places is a disgrace to...

Everyone has a right to peaceful coexistence, the basic personal freedoms, the alleviation of suffering,...

Everyone has a right to peaceful coexistence, the basic personal freedoms, the alleviation of suffering,...

Sadat was a great and good man, and his most bitter and dangerous enemies were...

Sadat was a great and good man, and his most bitter and dangerous enemies were...

The experience of democracy is like the experience of life itself-always changing, infinite in its...

The experience of democracy is like the experience of life itself-always changing, infinite in its...

We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.

We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.

We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women'...

We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women'...

I hate to see complacency prevail in our lives when it's so directly contrary to...

I hate to see complacency prevail in our lives when it's so directly contrary to...

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. People have the...

Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. People have the...

Go out on a limb. Thats where the fruit is.

Go out on a limb. Thats where the fruit is.

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times....

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times....

I say to you quite frankly that the time for racial discrimination is over.

I say to you quite frankly that the time for racial discrimination is over.

That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and...

That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and...

Prejudice, not being founded on reason, cannot be removed by argument

Prejudice, not being founded on reason, cannot be removed by argument