Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Quote by Robert Byrne
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Prejudices save time.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
To err is human, to purr feline.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.