And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...#Funny, #Parents
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.#Funny, #Hollywood
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.#Funny, #Marriage
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...#Achievement, #Funny, #Immortality
