I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used...

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used...

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you...

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you...

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of...

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of...

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours...

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when...

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when...

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

True friends are like diamonds; precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves; found...

True friends are like diamonds; precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves; found...

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Is the word love important? I don't know but for me, you are more important....

Is the word love important? I don't know but for me, you are more important....

Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth....

Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth....

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

Love is willing to wait instead of demanding,prove you care.

Love is willing to wait instead of demanding,prove you care.

No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll...

No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll...

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say...

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say...

Once you have learned to love, You will have learned to live.

Once you have learned to love, You will have learned to live.

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent....

Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent....

When love begins to sicken and decay it uses an enforced ceremony.

When love begins to sicken and decay it uses an enforced ceremony.

Friendship should be more than biting time can sever.

Friendship should be more than biting time can sever.