I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.

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How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours...

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours...

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.

As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love...

As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love...

Back then I thought I was the unluckiest person in the world, then I looked...

Back then I thought I was the unluckiest person in the world, then I looked...

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

The yearning for an afterlife is the opposite of selfish: it is love and praise...

The yearning for an afterlife is the opposite of selfish: it is love and praise...

The eternal summer of our love will not fade...

The eternal summer of our love will not fade...

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love...

If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love...

True friendship is like a rose. We can't realize it's beauty until it fades.

True friendship is like a rose. We can't realize it's beauty until it fades.

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love.

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying...

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying...

Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life.

Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life.

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

I do not think that what is called Love at first sight is so great...

I do not think that what is called Love at first sight is so great...

Love doesnt give up just because someting goes wrong or because your feelings are hurt.God...

Love doesnt give up just because someting goes wrong or because your feelings are hurt.God...

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.