Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

These two truths are the same in weight and importance. Accept and love WHO and...

These two truths are the same in weight and importance. Accept and love WHO and...

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless...

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless...

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

Find that guy that will pick up every piece of your shattered heart & put...

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say...

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say...

True friendship is like a rose. We can't realize it's beauty until it fades.

True friendship is like a rose. We can't realize it's beauty until it fades.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be...

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be...

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours...

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours...

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

If hate is such a strong word, then why do we toss around love like...

If hate is such a strong word, then why do we toss around love like...

I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

If you cant find it in your own heart to be compassionate look in someone...

If you cant find it in your own heart to be compassionate look in someone...

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live...

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live...

Love and compassion cast out fear.

Love and compassion cast out fear.