Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Quote by Robert Byrne

Topics: Democracy Quotes, Funny Quotes, Politics Quotes

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

Prejudices save time.

Prejudices save time.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.

Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

To err is human, to purr feline.

To err is human, to purr feline.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.