What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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When you frown everyone looks down, but when you smile the whole world smiles with...

When you frown everyone looks down, but when you smile the whole world smiles with...

As punishment for my contempt for authority, Fate has made me an authority myself

As punishment for my contempt for authority, Fate has made me an authority myself

Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other; it is fed with...

Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other; it is fed with...

Never frown, even when you're sad, because you never know when someone is falling in...

Never frown, even when you're sad, because you never know when someone is falling in...

Is the word love important? I don't know but for me, you are more important....

Is the word love important? I don't know but for me, you are more important....

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of...

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of...

True friends are like diamonds; precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves; found...

True friends are like diamonds; precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves; found...

Life, the gift of nature Love, the gift of life A Kiss, the gift of...

Life, the gift of nature Love, the gift of life A Kiss, the gift of...

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand... but touches your heart.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand... but touches your heart.

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they...

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they...

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back...

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back...

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be...

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be...

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was...

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was...

Love is a two way street.

Love is a two way street.

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love...

If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love...

Boys are like hillucinations, they aren't there, and they never really were.

Boys are like hillucinations, they aren't there, and they never really were.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

The very flexibility and ease which make men's friendships so agreeable while they endure, make...

The very flexibility and ease which make men's friendships so agreeable while they endure, make...