What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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St. Peter scold me saying son, where have you been? And he saw me with...

St. Peter scold me saying son, where have you been? And he saw me with...

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

When you frown everyone looks down, but when you smile the whole world smiles with...

When you frown everyone looks down, but when you smile the whole world smiles with...

A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than your...

A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than your...

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Hope is grief's best music.

Hope is grief's best music.

Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to...

Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to...

Sometimes I think I love him too much.

Sometimes I think I love him too much.

When we love, we admire with the heart.

When we love, we admire with the heart.

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream...

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream...

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if...

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if...

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

If hate is such a strong word, then why do we toss around love like...

If hate is such a strong word, then why do we toss around love like...

I think, therefore I'm single.

I think, therefore I'm single.

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile...

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile...

You May Be One Person To The World But You May Be The World To...

You May Be One Person To The World But You May Be The World To...

In love, the past is not important, but the present. Experience is more relevant than...

In love, the past is not important, but the present. Experience is more relevant than...

No matter what words were used or what meaning about love was delivered, love quotes...

No matter what words were used or what meaning about love was delivered, love quotes...

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say...

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say...

My first glance fell on your heart.

My first glance fell on your heart.