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If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love...

If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love...

The eternal summer of our love will not fade...

The eternal summer of our love will not fade...

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

Life, the gift of nature Love, the gift of life A Kiss, the gift of...

Life, the gift of nature Love, the gift of life A Kiss, the gift of...

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may...

Love is a two way street.

Love is a two way street.

When we love, we admire with the heart.

When we love, we admire with the heart.

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream...

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream...

They said love is like a toy. When it's new, it's so loved and don't...

They said love is like a toy. When it's new, it's so loved and don't...

As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love...

As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love...

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all...

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all...

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if...

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if...

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing...

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing...

Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny...

Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny...