The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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Old age has the last word: the purely naturalistic look at life, however enthusiastically it...
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were...
I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with...
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I...
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.