I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Quote by Tom Waits

Topics: Beer Quotes, Funny Quotes

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

The piano has been drinking, not me.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...

I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.