People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Quote by Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because...
Man has will, but woman has her way.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not...
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up,...
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
The average Americans day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charless dart board.