People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

Quote by Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

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Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by...

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

Each age has deemed the new-born year. The fittest time for festal cheer.

Each age has deemed the new-born year. The fittest time for festal cheer.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...

If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken...

Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever.

Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska...

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska...

To be sensual, I think, is to respect and rejoice in the force of life,...

To be sensual, I think, is to respect and rejoice in the force of life,...