People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Quote by Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.
The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous...
A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...
Nazis are for the New Age concern.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...
French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the...
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...
You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the...
Those who dont love themselves as they are rarely love life either.