People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

Quote by Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

Topics: Funny Quotes, People Quotes

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age.

Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my...

Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my...

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with...

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk...

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk...

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon,...

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon,...

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the...

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

Looking back you realize that a very special person passed briefly through your life- and...

Looking back you realize that a very special person passed briefly through your life- and...