People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Quote by Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is...
I rant, therefore I am.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm...
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...
I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the...
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of...
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....
Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.
Remember, if youre headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns!