Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Quote by Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they...
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...
We tried not to age, but Time had its rage.
Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut...
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation...
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...
People disparage knowing and the intellectual life, and urge doing. I am content with knowing,...