Quotes about Funny

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

#Funny, #School

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...

#Dating, #Funny

One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I...

#Dating, #Funny

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

#Food, #Funny

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

#Funny, #Funny Sayings, #Sex

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equ

#Acting, #Funny, #Movies

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail.

#Acting, #Funny, #Movies

Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.

#Advertising, #Culture, #Funny

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

#Funny, #Weekend

Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.

#Funny, #Money

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped...

#Funny, #Money

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a...

#Age, #Funny