Quotes about Funny

The awful daring of a moment's surrender which an age of prudence can never retract.

#Age, #Funny

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

#Age, #Funny

It is my art. I am better at it than I ever was. And I...

#Age, #Funny

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

#Funny, #Intelligence

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two...

#Funny, #Hollywood

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

#Funny, #News

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

#Age, #Funny

Age merely shows what children we remain.

#Age, #Funny

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure...

#Age, #Funny

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

#Funny, #School

This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is...

#Age, #Funny

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero...

#Funny, #Honesty