Quotes about Funny

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

#Funny, #Parents

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday...

#Funny, #Jokes

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

#Funny, #Jokes

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

#Funny, #Jokes

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

#Funny, #Sex

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

#Funny, #Marriage

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

#Age, #Funny

At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.

#Age, #Funny

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

#Fathers, #Funny

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.

#Funny, #Money

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her...

#Boyfriend, #Funny

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

#Funny, #Halloween