Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Computers Quotes, Funny Quotes

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.

When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are...

When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are...

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.

The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.

Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in...

Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in...

Children also have artistic ability, and there is wisdom in there having it! The more...

Children also have artistic ability, and there is wisdom in there having it! The more...

However far away, I will always love you. However long I stay, I will always...

However far away, I will always love you. However long I stay, I will always...