In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

Quote by Johann Von Neumann

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I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not...

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not...

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

I am the big sister which makes me the boss!

I am the big sister which makes me the boss!

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a...

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than...

The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than...