A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

Quote by Robert Paul

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My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much...

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

Who can afford to do professional work for nothing? What hobbyist can put 3-man years...

Who can afford to do professional work for nothing? What hobbyist can put 3-man years...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that...

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.