A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.

Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what...

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.