A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
Quote by Robert Paul
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...
You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...
Love is the heart of the soul.
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...
When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price...
I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and...
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...
Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great...
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...