A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

Age: that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still...

Age: that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still...

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two...

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two...

Hoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Hoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

He has a chance to make somebody move over on Mount Rushmore. He's working for...

He has a chance to make somebody move over on Mount Rushmore. He's working for...