The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Work Quotes

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.