The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Work Quotes

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...

Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.