Quotes about Funny

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

#Computers, #Funny

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

#Computers, #Funny

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

#Funny, #Wisdom

Love is the heart of the soul.

#Funny, #Love

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

#Funny, #Work

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

#Christmas, #Funny

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

#Funny

I think serial monogamy says it all.

#Funny

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

#Funny

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

#Funny

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

#Advice, #Funny

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

#Funny, #Politicians