Quotes about Funny

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...

#Funny, #Pregnancy

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...

#Beer, #Funny

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

#Baby, #Funny

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.

#Funny, #Music

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

#Comedy, #Funny, #God

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

#Comedy, #Divorce, #Funny

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

#Comedy, #Divorce, #Funny

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

#Being Single, #Divorce, #Funny

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

#Funny, #Running

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

#Funny, #People

Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography....

#Age, #Funny

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

#Funny