Quotes about Funny

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

#Cute, #Funny

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

#Drink, #Funny

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

#Funny, #Television

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look...

#Funny, #Girls

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in...

#Funny, #Sleep

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

#Funny, #Philosophical

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

#Drinkingtes, #Funny, #Humor

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

#Funny, #Government

He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber.

#Funny, #Putdowns

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

#Change, #Funny

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

#Funny, #Holiday

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...

#Camping, #Funny, #Sleep