The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Quote by George Deukmejian

Topics: Funny Quotes, Government Quotes

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now...

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now...

The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

The age of our fathers, which was worse than that of our ancestors, produced us,...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

A woman has the age she deserves.

A woman has the age she deserves.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts...

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...

I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion...

He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of...

He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of...

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.