Quotes about Funny

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...

#Funny, #Thanksgiving

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were...

#Funny, #Thanksgiving

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

#Friendship, #Funny

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

#Alcohol, #Funny

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

#Dirty, #Funny

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

#Funny, #Golf

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything...

#Funny, #Putdowns

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

#Drink, #Funny

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

#Funny, #Holiday

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

#Change, #Funny

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys...

#Business, #Funny

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

#Cute, #Funny