Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Quote by Hedy Lamarr

Topics: Funny Quotes, Girls Quotes

I'm a sworn enemy of convention. I despise the conventional in anything, even the arts.

I'm a sworn enemy of convention. I despise the conventional in anything, even the arts.

I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the...

I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the...

I think women are concerned too much with their clothes. Men don't really care that...

I think women are concerned too much with their clothes. Men don't really care that...

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

I was born an only child in Vienna, Austria. My father found hours to sit...

I was born an only child in Vienna, Austria. My father found hours to sit...

Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at...

Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at...

I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a...

I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a...

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for...

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for...

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no...

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no...

One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise...

One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise...

To be a star is to own the world and all the people in it....

To be a star is to own the world and all the people in it....

I was in constant demand, in my professional life and my personal life.

I was in constant demand, in my professional life and my personal life.

I often talked to Bing Crosby, and while I liked him, I never understood why...

I often talked to Bing Crosby, and while I liked him, I never understood why...

Dirt makes a man look masculine. Let your hair blow in the wind, and all...

Dirt makes a man look masculine. Let your hair blow in the wind, and all...

Compromise and tolerance are magic words. It took me 40 years to become philosophical.

Compromise and tolerance are magic words. It took me 40 years to become philosophical.

I am a very good shot. I have hunted for every kind of animal. But...

I am a very good shot. I have hunted for every kind of animal. But...

I enjoy countless hundreds pursuing me. I love those who love me the most. I...

I enjoy countless hundreds pursuing me. I love those who love me the most. I...

Jack Kennedy always said to me, Hedy, get involved. That's the secret of life. Try...

Jack Kennedy always said to me, Hedy, get involved. That's the secret of life. Try...

Dates with actors, finally, just seemed to me evenings of shop talk. I got sick...

Dates with actors, finally, just seemed to me evenings of shop talk. I got sick...

I have never seen a wrestling match or a prize fight, and I don't want...

I have never seen a wrestling match or a prize fight, and I don't want...