Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Quote by Hedy Lamarr

Topics: Funny Quotes, Girls Quotes

I have not been that wise. Health I have taken for granted. Love I have...

I have not been that wise. Health I have taken for granted. Love I have...

Jack Kennedy always said to me, Hedy, get involved. That's the secret of life. Try...

Jack Kennedy always said to me, Hedy, get involved. That's the secret of life. Try...

The public pays and feels it is entitled to participate in the personal affairs of...

The public pays and feels it is entitled to participate in the personal affairs of...

One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise...

One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise...

I often talked to Bing Crosby, and while I liked him, I never understood why...

I often talked to Bing Crosby, and while I liked him, I never understood why...

Some men like a dull life-they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work,...

Some men like a dull life-they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work,...

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick...

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick...

Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under...

Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under...

Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at...

Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at...

All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to...

All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to...

I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to...

I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to...

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and...

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and...

I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's...

I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's...

It is easier for women to succeed in business, the arts, and politics in America...

It is easier for women to succeed in business, the arts, and politics in America...

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no...

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no...

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both...

Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both...

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the...

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the...

Mr. DeMille's theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women....

Mr. DeMille's theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women....