I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Quote by George Gobel

Topics: Drink Quotes, Funny Quotes

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

Who is affected more when it's cold? Poor people. Who is affected more when it's...

Who is affected more when it's cold? Poor people. Who is affected more when it's...

The total alteration in underlying circumstances has not been squarely faced, As a result, we...

The total alteration in underlying circumstances has not been squarely faced, As a result, we...

Economy is too late when you are at the bottom of your purse...

Economy is too late when you are at the bottom of your purse...

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.

We can't quite decide if the world is growing worse, or if the reporters are...

We can't quite decide if the world is growing worse, or if the reporters are...

The trouble with a budget is that it's hard to fill up one hole without...

The trouble with a budget is that it's hard to fill up one hole without...

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a...

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

Most Americans are more concerned about the economy and job creation. And they can't understand...

Most Americans are more concerned about the economy and job creation. And they can't understand...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

Young entrepreneurs are the source for American innovation that drives growth in todays economy.

Young entrepreneurs are the source for American innovation that drives growth in todays economy.

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

The quickest way to kill the human spirit is to ask someone to do mediocre...

The quickest way to kill the human spirit is to ask someone to do mediocre...