I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Quote by George Gobel

Topics: Drink Quotes, Funny Quotes

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

Every dollar the Federal Government does not take from us, every decision it does not...

Every dollar the Federal Government does not take from us, every decision it does not...

Everybody wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.

Everybody wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

Economy is half the battle of life. It is not so hard to earn money...

Economy is half the battle of life. It is not so hard to earn money...

We can't quite decide if the world is growing worse, or if the reporters are...

We can't quite decide if the world is growing worse, or if the reporters are...

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.

Young entrepreneurs are the source for American innovation that drives growth in todays economy.

Young entrepreneurs are the source for American innovation that drives growth in todays economy.

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

We can no longer allow Americas dependence on foreign oil to compromise our energy security....

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

A successful economic development strategy must focus on improving the skills of the area's workforce,...

A successful economic development strategy must focus on improving the skills of the area's workforce,...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

There is a direct link between the federal tax cut of 2001 and state tax...

A strong economy causes an increase in the demand for housing; the increased demand for...

A strong economy causes an increase in the demand for housing; the increased demand for...

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

They always tell me no one is working as hard as you...and even though I...

They always tell me no one is working as hard as you...and even though I...