I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Quote by George Gobel

Topics: Drink Quotes, Funny Quotes

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.