Quotes about Funny

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

#Funny, #God

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

#Age, #Funny

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

#Funny, #Weekend

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

#Funny, #Snow

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

#Funny, #Winter

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

#Christmas, #Funny

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation...

#Funny, #Get Well

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

#Baseball, #Funny

There are only two seasons - winter and baseball.

#Funny, #Winter

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

#Funny, #Gratitude

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

#Funny, #People

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

#Awesome, #Funny