Quotes about Funny

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

#Funny, #Jokes

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me...

#Funny, #Jokes

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...

#Funny, #Jokes

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

#Funny, #Sex

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

#Funny, #Marriage

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the...

#Funny, #Love

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

#Family, #Funny

Were going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

#Funny, #Sports

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex ever. Now that...

#Boyfriend, #Funny

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...

#Funny, #Witty

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

#Adultery, #Funny, #Homewrecker

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

#Funny, #Hospitals, #Humor