Quotes about Funny

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy...

#Army, #Funny

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

#Funny, #Women

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

#Funny, #Weekend

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

#Fat, #Funny

I am fifty-two years of age. I am a bishop in the Anglican Church, and...

#Age, #Funny

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

#Funny, #Valentines Day

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska...

#Funny, #Snow

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments...

#Christmas, #Funny

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...

#Friends, #Funny

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

#Funny, #Retirement

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.

#Funny, #Math

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

#Best Friends, #Funny