Quotes about Funny

Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off...

#Funny, #Retirement

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

#Beer, #Funny

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

#Funny, #Retirement

A great many things have been pronounced untrue and absurd, and even impossible, by the...

#Age, #Funny

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

#Dirty, #Funny

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

#Funny, #Graduation

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why...

#Funny, #Love

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

#Funny, #Sleep

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

#Food, #Funny

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

#Baseball, #Funny

I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore Im spam.

#Funny, #Philosophical

An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.

#Engineering, #Funny