Quotes about Funny

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

#Funny, #Humanity, #Humor

If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying,...

#Funny, #Hard Work, #Lies

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...

#Bizarre, #Funny, #Humor

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

#Funny, #Inspirational

The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on...

#Age, #Funny

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper...

#Age, #Funny

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

#Funny, #Sleep

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

#Funny, #Girls

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and...

#Funny, #Life

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

#Baseball, #Funny

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

#Funny, #Life

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

#Funny, #Single