I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.

Quote by Bill Walton

Topics: Funny Quotes, Get Well Quotes

A lot of people understand what not saying anything means, so, in effect, not saying...

A lot of people understand what not saying anything means, so, in effect, not saying...

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only...

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only...

Bill Russell was my favorite player of all-time.

Bill Russell was my favorite player of all-time.

Without question, no hesitation, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was the best player I ever played against.

Without question, no hesitation, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was the best player I ever played against.

At 49, I can say something I never would have said when I was a...

At 49, I can say something I never would have said when I was a...

That's what makes it so fun to be on a team. You're sitting at your...

That's what makes it so fun to be on a team. You're sitting at your...

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old.

I don't sleep much. I'm on the go. My mind is racing. My wife says...

I don't sleep much. I'm on the go. My mind is racing. My wife says...

Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking...

Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking...