Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna cant even smoke in bed.
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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.
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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.
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It's all been satirized for your protection.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...
Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit.
Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to...
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