Quotes about Funny

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

#Christmas, #Food, #Funny

Never let an angry sister comb your hair.

#Funny, #Sister

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

#Funny, #Religious

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

#Funny, #God

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

#Funny, #God

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm...

#Funny, #Running

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

#Funny, #People

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...

#Funny, #Weekend

People change and forget to tell each other.

#Change, #Funny

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?

#Funny, #People

Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!

#Boys, #Funny

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic...

#Age, #Funny