Quotes about Funny

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...

#Age, #Funny

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

#Funny, #Girls

I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...

#Age, #Funny

The more I look around and listen I realize that I'm not alone. We are...

#Age, #Funny

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose...

#Funny, #Marriage

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.

#Funny, #Weekend

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to...

#Funny, #Relationships

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

#Funny, #Men And Women, #Speech

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

#Alcohol, #Funny

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.

#Funny, #Irish

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

#Funny, #Life

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

#Funny, #Girls