My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

Quote by Ashleigh Brilliant

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wise Quotes

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works,...

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works,...

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring...

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring...

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by...

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by...

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is...

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is...

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity...

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity...

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...