My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

Quote by Ashleigh Brilliant

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wise Quotes

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying...

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying...

Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can't do anything...

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can't do anything...

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is...

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is...

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most

Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring...

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring...

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't...

If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't...

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.