My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.

Quote by Ashleigh Brilliant

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wise Quotes

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which...

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which...

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying...

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying...

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate...

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can't do anything...

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can't do anything...

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by...

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by...

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the...

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you.

The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you.

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.

Huge and mighty forms that do not live like living men, moved slowly through the...

Huge and mighty forms that do not live like living men, moved slowly through the...