Quotes about Funny

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

#Change, #Funny

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys...

#Business, #Funny

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

#Cute, #Funny

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

#Awesome, #Funny

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny...

#Funny

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on...

#Funny, #Jokes

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he...

#Funny, #Jokes

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

#Funny, #Jokes

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

#Age, #Funny

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

#Funny, #Jokes

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

#Funny, #Jokes

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

#Advice, #Funny