Quotes about Funny

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

#Funny, #Running

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

#Funny, #Marriage

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took...

#Family, #Funny

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

#Funny, #Get Well

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

#Alcohol, #Funny

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

#Funny, #Putdowns

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of...

#Friendship, #Funny

Housekeeping ain't no joke

#Funny, #Jokes, #Saying

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're...

#Funny, #Inspirational, #Life

One's age should be tranquil, as childhood should be playful. Hard work at either extremity...

#Age, #Funny

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

#Age, #Funny

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

#Funny, #Jokes