There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.

Quote by Geoffrey Parfitt

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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Don't let people's compliments get to your head and don't let their criticism get your...

Don't let people's compliments get to your head and don't let their criticism get your...

The most solid advice for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to...

The most solid advice for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to...

The best advice on the art of being happy is about as easy to follow...

The best advice on the art of being happy is about as easy to follow...

They can gas me, but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what...

They can gas me, but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what...

If Cinderella can get her prince charming without taking her dress off, then so can...

If Cinderella can get her prince charming without taking her dress off, then so can...

Don't put the key of your happiness in someone elses pocket.

Don't put the key of your happiness in someone elses pocket.

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct

The worst men often give the best advice.

The worst men often give the best advice.

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.

May I now pass on to this Congress advice which I received recently from a...

May I now pass on to this Congress advice which I received recently from a...

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.

It is easy to give advice from a port of safety.

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards...

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards...

Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas...

Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas...

You shall obtain the fruits of your mind's desires, by focusing your consciousness on the...

You shall obtain the fruits of your mind's desires, by focusing your consciousness on the...

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Never give advice in a crowd.

Never give advice in a crowd.

Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches...

Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches...