Quotes about Funny

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

#Funny, #Jokes

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

#Funny, #God

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

#Funny, #Sex

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

#Funny, #Sex

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

#Funny, #Sex

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

#Dating, #Funny

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

#Funny, #Sleep

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

#Adulthood, #Children, #Funny

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

#Funny, #Mom

Jazz is the folk music of the machine age.

#Age, #Funny, #Jazz

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

#Funny, #Hollywood

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

#Funny, #Universe