It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames

Quote by Harry Hill

Topics: Funny Quotes

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he...

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he...

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on...

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for...

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for...

Each age has deemed the new-born year. The fittest time for festal cheer.

Each age has deemed the new-born year. The fittest time for festal cheer.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our...

The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the...

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the...