Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Quote by Geoffrey Parfitt

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long...

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long...

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if...

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

It is my art. I am better at it than I ever was. And I...

It is my art. I am better at it than I ever was. And I...

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.