Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Quote by Geoffrey Parfitt

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

Whenever you fall, pick up something

Whenever you fall, pick up something

An exceptionally knowledgeable person with his deep knowledge of wide ranging subjects has the capability...

An exceptionally knowledgeable person with his deep knowledge of wide ranging subjects has the capability...

An expert is somebody who is more than 50 miles from home, has no responsibility...

An expert is somebody who is more than 50 miles from home, has no responsibility...

Although I am flexible and ready to take advice, I can't carry an umbrella of...

Although I am flexible and ready to take advice, I can't carry an umbrella of...

We ask advice, but we mean approbation.

We ask advice, but we mean approbation.

Teeth placed before the tongue give good advice

Teeth placed before the tongue give good advice

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools...

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools...

Do not trade in your history, your people, your community for the petty callings of...

Do not trade in your history, your people, your community for the petty callings of...

The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald...

The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald...

Work for a cause, not for applause... Live life to express, not to impress.

Work for a cause, not for applause... Live life to express, not to impress.

Every girl wants to be romanced, swept off her feet, treated like a princess and...

Every girl wants to be romanced, swept off her feet, treated like a princess and...

Never text while driving. I'm pretty sure what you have to tell someone is not...

Never text while driving. I'm pretty sure what you have to tell someone is not...

Faith in Him has welled up within my mind. Nanak gives this advice.

Faith in Him has welled up within my mind. Nanak gives this advice.

Don't put the key of your happiness in someone elses pocket.

Don't put the key of your happiness in someone elses pocket.

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

It was, perhaps, one of those cases in which advice is good or bad only...

It was, perhaps, one of those cases in which advice is good or bad only...

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.