Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Quote by Geoffrey Parfitt

Topics: Advice Quotes, Funny Quotes

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come...

I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...

I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...

Closing these two books, a reader senses that Joan Crawford, idol of an age, would...

Closing these two books, a reader senses that Joan Crawford, idol of an age, would...

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born...

Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born...

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Ours is an age of criticism, to which everything must be subjected. The sacredness of...

Ours is an age of criticism, to which everything must be subjected. The sacredness of...

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being...

Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being...

Doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he...

Doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he...

And straightway the damsel arose, and walked; for she was of the age of twelve...

And straightway the damsel arose, and walked; for she was of the age of twelve...

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

Old age hath yet his honor and his toil. Death closes all; but something ere...

Old age hath yet his honor and his toil. Death closes all; but something ere...

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall...

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

I decided to retire from show business at the age of 17, because I didn't...

I decided to retire from show business at the age of 17, because I didn't...

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to...

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to...