Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a...
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning...
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes...
Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than...
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it...
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.