Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a...

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a...

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it...

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it...

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than...

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than...

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes...

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes...

One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.

One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning...

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning...

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who...

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who...

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I...

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I...

I would not unduly praise the virtue of restraint. It is often merely temperamental. But...

I would not unduly praise the virtue of restraint. It is often merely temperamental. But...