People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

Quote by Geoffrey Parfitt

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;...

They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;...

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year....

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year....

Who could deny that privacy is a jewel? It has always been the mark of...

Who could deny that privacy is a jewel? It has always been the mark of...

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what...

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what...

Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth,...

Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth,...

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow...

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow...

Old age is a woman's hell.

Old age is a woman's hell.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life...

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life...

Be true to your own act and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange...

Be true to your own act and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange...

A woman has the age she deserves.

A woman has the age she deserves.

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

Old age is an incurable disease.

Old age is an incurable disease.

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

It is a man's own fault, it is from want of use, if his mind...

It is a man's own fault, it is from want of use, if his mind...

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old...

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was...

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...