People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

Quote by Geoffrey Parfitt

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Accept what life offers you, drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some...

Accept what life offers you, drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some...

Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...

Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...

Never give advice unasked.

Never give advice unasked.

No vice is so bad as advice

No vice is so bad as advice

No shadow without light.

No shadow without light.

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and...

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and...

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools...

To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools...

The same people who can deny others everything are famous for refusing themselves nothing.

The same people who can deny others everything are famous for refusing themselves nothing.

From the very beginning, and throughout the ages, He is the Lord and Master of...

From the very beginning, and throughout the ages, He is the Lord and Master of...

No one can give you better advice than yourself.

No one can give you better advice than yourself.

I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense... I just wanted to...

I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense... I just wanted to...

The advice I am giving always to all my students is above all to study...

The advice I am giving always to all my students is above all to study...

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less....

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less....

Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

Don't tell someone you miss them unless you're willing to put in the effort to...

Don't tell someone you miss them unless you're willing to put in the effort to...

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...