I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Quote by Geoffrey Parfitt
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...
There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...
Never take a blind date to a silent film.
He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of...
We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain.
Ill Customs & bad Advice are seldom forgotten.
Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Advising is easier than helping
Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice.
There's a big difference between: Who we love, who we settle for and who we're...
Know when to speak - for many times it brings danger, to give the best...
They can gas me, but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what...
It is the part of a fool to give advice to others and not himself...
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Advice after injury is like medicine after death
Dont fool a woman with a promise because she will fool you with a test.
Listen - listen to my advice! Only the good deeds which you have done shall...
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...