Quotes about Funny

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four....

#Funny, #Government

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

#Funny, #Inspirational

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

#Funny, #Life

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

#Funny, #Putdowns

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord...

#Funny, #People

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...

#Age, #Funny

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

#Age, #Funny

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special,...

#Age, #Circumstances, #Funny

There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

#Age, #Funny

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

#Funny, #Work

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

#Funny, #Happiness

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

#Birthday, #Funny, #Marriage