Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

Quote by James H Kabbler III

Topics: Funny Quotes, Religious Quotes

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing...

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing...

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the...

For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the...

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at...

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at...

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.

I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

Age: that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still...

Age: that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was...

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was...

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

The Lord blesses you and keeps you; the Lord makes His face shines upon you...

The Lord blesses you and keeps you; the Lord makes His face shines upon you...