Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Quote by James H Kabbler III
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...
That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up...
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes...
The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.
I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
As I give thought to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery...
A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.
Had I but served my God with half the zeal I served my king, he...
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of...
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....
Christian love, which applies to all, even to one's enemies, is the worst adversary of...